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Any child will learn to worship God who lives his daily life with adults who worship Him
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•Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth
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•A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows that the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child has just driven a motocycle through the gymnasium
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•If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two arms? |
•People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
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•A mother understands what a child does not say
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•Children are natural mimics -- they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners |
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•Babies are a nice way to start off people |
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